WOMEN OH WOMEN ..... MUST READ
A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the
ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look
for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you,
but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your
wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get
Ten times of that The woman said, "That's okay."
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful
woman in the world.
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will
also make your husband the most handsome man in the
world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the
most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me."
So, she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman
in the world. The frog said, That will make your husband
the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you.
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is
The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is
his and what's his is mine."
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack!!"
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess
with them.
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke
for you, Stop here and continue feeling good.....
Male readers: Please scroll down
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder
Male readers: Please scroll down
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder
than his wife!!!
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think
they're really smart.
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy
the show.
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it
PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this, it
only goes to show that women never listen!!! that is
