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A beggar- 'Oh sundari ! Andha hoon. Sawa paanch rupya de de.. "
Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai...
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Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives
"Monopoly is always damaging
&
Competition improves service".
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What is d similarity btwin Priyanka Gandhi & Fiat Uno ?
Do u know?
both are made by indians with
italian support.
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Husband:u vil never succeed in making dat dog obey u!wife:Nonsense it's only a matter of patience,i had a lot of trouble with u at first.
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Red rose:Luv
Yellow rose: Friendship
wat I hve 4 u?
Any guess
"black rose"
rukhe baalon me jaan dale
BLACK ROSE KALI MEHNDI
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A drunk Sardar farts loudly in d bar. Man next 2 him-"Excuse me, U have no decency, U farted before my wife".
Sardar-"Sorry,i didnt know it was her turn"!!
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A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.A monkey cannot operate mobile,but u mere lal, mind blowing.....
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Ek sardarni ko labour pain ho rahe the, sardarji uneh 'PIZZA HUT' le ja rahe tha . Kisi ne pucha hospital kyo nahi jate, to sardarji bole "oye u don't know delivery is free in PIZZA HUT.
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Why did Zidane hit Materazzi ? What did Materazzi ask him ?
He just asked
HUM CLORO-MINT KYOUN KHATE HAIN ?
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Ho sakta hai baris k bad asma nila na ho,ho sakta hai dhup na nikle aaj,Par yeh ho hi nahi sakta ki aap so kar uthe aur bistar gila na ho!!
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