My Special Observations on Life ..

My Special Observations on Life ..

 

I live in my own little world but it's OK, everyone knows me here.

 

I don't do drugs 'cause I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast.

Money can't buy happiness but it sure makes misery easier to live with.

 

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the 'terminal'?

 

I don't approve of political jokes. I've seen too many of them get elected.

 

The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

 

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

 

I am a nobody, nobody is perfect, and therefore I am perfect!

Every day I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.

 

No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team is winning.

 

Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets, are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well?

 

How long a minute is, depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.

Marriage changes passion...suddenly you're in bed with a relative.

 

Make it a GREAT day… and be sure to laugh!